fifth bird

Still skipping the outside project. Do not fear, I will come back to it!
Look in the kitchen and work with the first fruit or vegetable you spot. 
I started with the pear,

and decided that a pear with a smile that wide was probably a social fruit,












so I gave him a couple of friends:


Orange,

and Apple.

They seemed like they were up to something deliciously devious, so I devised a delectable misdeed.

I call it "Cracked."








Never before has my kitchen seen such cheer over such brutality!

Apple's evil smile is super unnerving.

And Pear looks like he's in the middle of an evil belly laugh.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!